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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8670 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of making tough decisions, just like our social worker friend here. You’ll have to choose between siblings, Indigenous kids, and even Caucasian kids for that one coveted spot on our server. Will you be called racist? Will your colleagues be FURIOUS with you? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other opportunities for you to enjoy on our server. From trampoline parks to zoos, the fun never ends! So come on down and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that is our Minecraft server. Who needs a children’s museum when you’ve got us?