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O’zapft is Minecraft SMP

Bavarian culture, beer festival, beer tents, celebration, dancing, dirndl, folk costumes, Food, Fun, germany, lederhosen, Minecraft, Munich, Music, O’zapft is, oktoberfest, Ozapft, Party, pretzels, sausages, smp, Steins, Traditional

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for our Oktoberfest celebration where we have virtual beer gardens, pig racing, and even a pumpkin spice latte stand!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips! Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Prost! 🍻🎃🤪

McBlox or TacoCraft or PizzaMine

fast food, fast food addiction, fast food burgers, fast food chains, fast food choices, fast food comfort food, fast food cravings, fast food delivery, fast food drive-thru, fast food favorites, fast food fries, fast food guilty pleasure, fast food indulgence, fast food meals, fast food options, fast food pizza, fast food restaurants, fast food takeout, Favorite, favorite fast food, McBlox, pizzamine, TacoCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Do you love fast food as much as we do? Well, on our server, you can build your very own fast food empire! From pixelated pizzas to blocky burgers, the possibilities are endless. Join us and become the ultimate fast food tycoon in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground chicken nugget society. If you can find their hidden base, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited nuggets for life. Who knew that Minecraft could hold such delicious secrets?

So come on down to our server and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering creations you’ve ever seen. Just be careful not to drool on your keyboard – we can’t be held responsible for any water damage caused by our delectable virtual treats.

PutinCraft: Trump’s Fave Server

fave, PutinCraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, bro. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. they said it was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons wearing top hats.

and guess what? our server has a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. who wouldn’t wanna join a server like that?

PLUS, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. he even gave someone a pet dragon once as a thank you for helping him find his lost diamond sword.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Psychedelic Brain Blocker Server

anxiety reduction, anxiety treatment, Blocker, Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain chemistry, brain function, cell silencing, drug effects, lsd, mental health, mescaline, mice study, neuron activation, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic drugs, psychedelic research, rats study, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so trippy it’s like ur on a wild acid trip? well, dis server is like a classic psychedelic drug, but for ur brain in minecraft! imagine activating cells in ur brain that silence all the other annoying neurons, like a boss! u won’t have to deal with any anxiety cuz u’ll be too busy building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds. join now for a mind-bending experience that’ll have u saying “whoa, dude” every time u log on. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip u won’t forget!

TREE SMP: Where the server is as vanilla as a bland cupcake with no sprinkles!

Bedrock break, bland, border, Carpet Duping, Community, CT, cupcake, Discord, est, gamemode, Griefing, HARD, map size, Minecraft, Netheroof, PvP, Render Distance, Restarting, Server, Small, smp, sprinkles, Tnt, Tree, true smp, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Tree SMP Server Overview:

Feature	Details
Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ:

1. When does the Tree SMP server officially open?

The Tree SMP server officially opens tomorrow (September 25) at 3PM EST, 2PM CT or 12PM PST.

2. What is the server IP and Discord link?

IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

3. Is griefing and PvP enabled on the server?

Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the Tree SMP server.

4. Can players use TnT and carpet duping on the server?

Yes, TnT and carpet duping are enabled on the Tree SMP server.

5. Are players allowed to build on the netheroof and break bedrock?

Yes, building on the netheroof and breaking bedrock are both enabled on the Tree SMP server.

Dunbar’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Abraham, Afghanistan, American citizens, Arlington Cemetery, devotion, drone program, Dunbar, Dunbars, GOD, isaac, love, Minecraft, mountainside, Mr. Chief Justice, Ms. Dunbar, navy seals, PIXEL, Playground, sacrifice, seals, SECURITY, Server, 邓巴女士

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will sacrifice everything for your safety? Look no further than our server, where we take security to a whole new level! Just like how Abraham was willing to sacrifice his son, and God made his own sacrifice, we are willing to sacrifice sleep, food, and sanity to protect our players.

Join us and witness the epic battles of Navy SEALs fighting off creepers on mountainsides in Afghanistan. See the president laying to rest fallen players at Arlington Cemetery, who bravely gave their lives to save others in the game. And if you’re lucky, you may even get a visit from God himself, testing your devotion by asking you to sacrifice your diamond sword!

So come on and join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing crazier than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General

7th Anniversary, A Clef to Paradise, alg, Amagi, Ark Royal theme park, Augment Guide, Ayase, Azur, Azur Lane General, Belfast bikini maid, bismarck, Bremerton love hotel, call to arms, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, Dreamy Day in Dream Park, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, fubuki, Fusou, general, Gloucester domMaryland retrofit, Guild Spreadsheet, Hakuryuu katana collab skin, Houshou META, Kashino cowprint bikini, Kasumi META, Lane, Lore, Manjuu Cake Tower, METASkins, Minecraft, MUSASHI, Mutsuki theme park skin, Nagato META, Naraka, Nip Event, oaths, Ode of Everblooming Crimson, OngoingJP, party dresses, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht, pvp guide, reminder, Resources, Roma swimsuit skin, Ryuujou swimsuit, Sheffield mahou shoujou, Ship Tier List, Shoukaku, Sirius L2D bunnysuit, smp, Special Login Campaign, SR Ayase, SR Hiei, SR Suzunami, SSR Watarase, Story summary, Suffren skin, Suzunami, Ting An exhibitionist, To Love Ru collab, Upcoming, UR Amagi(CV), Watarase L2D, Whence the Dust Settles, Wiki, Z35

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	165	Star Shards Collected:	111
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for our 7th Anniversary Nip Event where you can collect Amagi in a party dress skin that will make all the other players jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see your favorite ships in swimsuits or bunnysuits? Well, now you can with our insane skins like Belfast in a bikini maid outfit or Prinz Rupprecht in a swimsuit. And don’t forget about the crazy stories we have going on, like the Dreamy Day in Dream Park or the love hotel with Bremerton.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have upcoming events like the To Love Ru collab and Oaths for Shoukaku and Bismarck. And don’t forget to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!

WeddingCraft: NoSisInLawAllowed

Boundaries, communication problems, family drama, family dynamics, family feud, family relationships, family tension, football rivalry, future sister-in-law, Invitation, NoSisInLawAllowed, relationship issues, sibling conflict, sister-in-law drama, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family feuds getting in the way!

Join us and leave behind the sister-in-law drama that’s plaguing your real life. On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone berating you for supporting your favorite football team or making snide comments about your relationship. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family gatherings where someone blatantly ignores you.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that negativity behind. Who needs wedding invitations when you can have a virtual world where you can thrive without any drama? Let’s roll tide and build some epic structures together!

BlockBeats: Digging for Hits!

BlockBeats, current favorite, Digging, favorite artist, favorite beat, favorite genre, favorite lyrics, favorite melody, favorite music, favorite song, Hits, Music, music analysis, music critique, music interpretation, music recommendation, Music Review, song analysis, song critique, song discussion, song interpretation, Song recommendation, Song Review

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	1284	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Astral Projections Made:	4
Farms Harvested:	486	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re building your epic castle while jamming out to your favorite song, but suddenly, the creepers start dancing to the beat too! That’s right, on our server, even the mobs have rhythm. Join us for the ultimate musical Minecraft experience and let’s rock out together!

VuhledarRaiders – Keep calm and craft on!

aggression, Calm, Ceasefire, Conflict, Craft, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, nato, ongoing crisis, Political unrest, Russian troops, security concerns, Storming, tense situation, Ukraine, Vuhledar, VuhledarRaiders, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are constantly storming vuhledar in donetsk oblast! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocks and pigs! ukraine’s military is saying the situation is ‘steadily tense’ but that just makes the game more exciting! build your own bunker and defend against the invading troops, or join forces with them and conquer the land! who needs peace when you can have chaos and explosions in minecraft?! join now for a wild ride like no other!