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ProcrastinationCraft

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Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

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Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

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so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

SkinToneCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a skin color for every mood! Feeling blue? We got you covered. Feeling green with envy? We’ve got that too! Join us and let your true colors shine in the most colorful Minecraft server around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the creepers have killer dance moves?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive dance parties). Join us today and let the fun begin!

Nijisanji’s Last Stand Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have transformed from a wholesome vtuber agency to the most chaotic and hilarious server in the west! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil corporations and taking down virtual villains in epic Minecraft showdowns.

Our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines, like the time when our resident cat vtuber accidentally turned into a creeper and blew up half of our base. Or when our fearless leader tried to tame a dragon but ended up setting the entire forest on fire.

But don’t worry, we also have peaceful moments where we come together to build magnificent structures and create beautiful landscapes. So come join us on our wild adventures and see why Nijisanji is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans!

NoSleepMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you insomniacs out there who just can’t seem to catch a break.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure as we battle mobs, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures. Who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants to be friends.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to sleep forever! Who needs rest when you can be living your best Minecraft life 24/7?

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	446787	Villages Defended:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	944	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	681

Expert 👙👠💋 Minecraft Servers

ProcrastinationCraft

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SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

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SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

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CharactActorCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyWordArt

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Nijisanji’s Last Stand Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

NoSleepMC SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Void Gems Collected:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Towns Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2639
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14