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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1622 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 5380 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 111 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
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