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SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Towns Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crops Grown:	1869	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8233
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6187
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7960	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crops Grown:	2542
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	85	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Ores Mined:	9754	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	619	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Dragons Tamed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9791	Votes:	169
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dimension Hops:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉