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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6332 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!