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The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	232
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

LottoLlamaCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

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Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Towns Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8873
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7437	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.