| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7568 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5157 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8713 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Votes: | 4071 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2061 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8479 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5788 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1830 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2865 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 266 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:
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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1560 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 8576 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2073 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2311 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 386 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6350 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
