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CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	9027	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3370
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crops Grown:	2414	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Items Found:	4881	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	877	Dragon Eggs Found:	7148
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Crops Grown:	5329	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
New Chunks Explored:	795262	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

Bowl Drum Beats Server

Ancient Instruments, animal hides, beats, Bowl, creativity, cultural heritage, cultural practices, Drum, drums, History, innovation, Music, musical evolution, musical instruments, musical origins, musical traditions, percussion, Percussion instruments, rhythmic patterns, Server, sound experimentation, sound exploration, traditional music, wood bowls

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crops Grown:	3845	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2132
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you hear the most epic drum solo ever. like, it’s so lit, you can’t help but join in and start jammin’ out with your fellow players.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Whale Mama Energy Quest

#sustainability, 000 miles, 2.., 3.., 600 pounds, Birth, calves, climate change, conservation, ENERGY, energy demands, Environment, eXtraordinary, food supply, humpback whale, imperiled, MAMA, marine heatwaves, MOTHERS, nourish, Ocean, Quest, research, travel, Whale, wildlife

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮