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WTF League Minecraft Server

Cardiff, Competition, confusion, format, gameplay, League, match, match-up, Minecraft, perplexing, Rugby, rules, rules clarification, Server, South African Bulls, sports, strategy, structure, Teams, Tournament, Understanding, WTF

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	2721	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4871
Potions Brewed:	147	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have Cardiff facing off against the South African Bulls in epic battles of blocky proportions! Watch as the Bulls charge through the virtual fields while Cardiff tries to defend their turf with pixelated swords and shields. Who will come out victorious in this outrageous showdown? Join now to find out and experience the madness for yourself! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Army, Commute, depression, DreamJobCraft, dreams, family, federal law enforcement, Happiness, husband’s dream job, Investigator, Marriage, marriage priorities, maternity leave, Military, Minecraft, Moving, newborn, police officer, Pregnancy, regret, Server, Support

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than this woman’s marriage? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this poor woman’s life!

With more moves than a game of musical chairs, you’ll never get bored on our server. From army bases to police departments to federal investigator jobs, we’ve got it all. And just like this woman’s husband, you’ll be constantly changing your mind about where you want to be!

Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through different phases of life, just like this woman did during her pregnancy. Will you regret your decisions? Will you feel alone and depressed? Only time will tell on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start your own adventure filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional rollercoasters. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and drama at every turn?

AnniversaryGoneWrong

anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, anniversary gift, anniversary memory, anniversary tradition, AnniversaryGoneWrong, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, emotional, Empathy, forgetting, Guilt, love, police officer, Reassurance, relationship, Support, traumatic experience, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4345	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	130

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate dating anniversaries like it’s the end of the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with rose petals, snacks, and favorite movies lined up for you at every corner.

But beware, our police officer players might forget an anniversary or two due to traumatic work experiences. Don’t worry though, they’ll make it up to you with heartfelt apologies and emotional breakdowns.

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and guilt trips, because who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have drama and tears instead? Join now and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole for bringing up forgotten anniversaries?”

GymnastGoneVapeGod

athlete, captain, Competition, consequences, controversy, discipline, discipline issues, GymnastGoneVapeGod, Gymnastics, Japan, Japanese culture, Olympic, rules violation, sent home, smoking, sports, Sportsmanship, suspension, TEAM, Tokyo 2020, Tokyo Olympics

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

ApologyCraft

Apology, ApologyCraft, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in communication, conflict resolution in relationships, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, forgiveness, interpersonal conflict, Peacekeeping, relationships, resolving arguments, resolving conflicts, resolving disagreements, resolving disputes, resolving issues, resolving misunderstandings, saying sorry

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	3622	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.

InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Emeralds Found:	8137	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, anger, annoyance, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, fury, indignation, infuriated, irate, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, provoked, Ragecraft, Resentment, riled up, seethe with rage, Server, timmys, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

altcoins, bear market, Bitcoin, BitCraft, Blockchain, bubble burst, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic downturn, financial collapse, financial crisis, Investment, it’s over, market crash, Server, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, Aristocratic, billionaire, BlingCraft, Elite, Exclusivity, Extravagant, high society, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, moneyed, opulence, Posh, Privilege, rich people, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, upper crust, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1545	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!