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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4642 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
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