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Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3169
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

anticipation, Buzz, disappeared, Disappointment, fad, Failed, fizzle out, flash in the pan, Flop, Forgotten, gone, hype, HypeGoneMinecraft, next big thing, obsolete, once popular, overhyped, short lived, smp, trend, Trendsetter, VANISHED

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.

But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway

CraftyRejectCraft

avoiding embarrassment, communication skills, CraftyRejectCraft, dating tips, declining a proposal, declining gracefully, emotional intelligence, handling rejection, polite decline, refusing a proposal, refusing without embarrassment, rejecting a proposal, rejection without hurting feelings, relationship advice, respectful rejection, saying no politely, saying no to a proposal, sensitive communication, social etiquette, tactful refusal, turning down a proposal

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Star Shards Collected:	260	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of awkwardly turning down marriage proposals in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special “Reject Proposal” button that explodes fireworks and sends a message in the chat saying “It’s not you, it’s me… and the creeper that just blew up behind you.” Guaranteed to make rejecting proposals a blast! Join now for a chance to break hearts and blow up creepers in style!

Luminescent Nano Toggle Server

advancement, Breakthrough, Dark, data storage, discovery, efficiency, information processing, innovation, Light, Luminescent, luminescent nanocrystals, materials science, Memory, Nano, next generation, optical computing, photonics, quantum computing, research, Server, SPEED, Technology, toggle, toggled

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6776

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got luminescent nanocrystals dat can like, change from light to dark in a snap! it’s like magic but in minecraft, yo. imagine building a whole castle dat can switch colors with just a flick of a switch! you’ll be the envy of all da other players, trust me. plus, we got epic mini-games where you can race against time to collect as many luminescent nanocrystals as possible. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya. so come on over and be part of dis optical computing and memory revolution in minecraft!

CreeperCraftRU – Minecraft Server. Minecraft server

ADMIN, CreeperCraftRU, Donations, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, PvP, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	66
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

If you were waiting for a server with PVP, Donations, Modes, Mini-games and admin, this server is just for you! We check and change our server every day!

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, bedrock, chat reports, crossplay, Discord, Hacks, in-game rank, Ip:, java, Noreset, permanent maps, planetminecraft, pmc, Resets, rules, Seasonal, smp, Stats, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

VanillaEvolved Minecraft Server

IP Address	us.vanillaevolved.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Planet Minecraft	View on PMC

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers with /server seasonal or noreset

Check out our website for a in depth guide: VanillaEvolved Website

Why Choose VanillaEvolved?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address us.vanillaevolved.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: As long as you do not break any rules, you are free to do whatever you want on the server.

Q: Can I switch between seasonal and noreset maps?

A: Yes, you can switch between these maps using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.

WildWestAnimeTour 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, animetuber, Drama, drama queen, hate, hate lolicon, hate on, latching, Literate, Lolicon, Media, media literate, Problematic, problematic things, Queen, Tourist, tourist women, Western, western animetuber, WildWestAnimeTour, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got western animetuber “media literate” tourist women up in here who hate on lolicon and “problematic things” in anime. They’re like drama queens but on steroids, man. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya. So, if you wanna see some crazy shiz go down and question your entire existence, then this server is the place to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join, dude!

MovieMusicalMinecraftSMP

adaptation, Broadway, comedy, comedy-musical, creative adaptation, dancing, Entertainment, entertainment industry, film, funny, humor, Laughter, Movie, MovieMusicalMinecraftSMP, Musical, Parody, Performance, Show, singing, Stage, Theater

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	134	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ores Mined:	8755	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our own personal rollercoasters, it’s insane! And the best part is, our leader is a talking llama who can do the Macarena like nobody’s business. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and fun server anywhere else. So come on and join us for some crazy adventures and epic dance parties, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterRoleplay

Actor, actress, Anime, Antagonist, BlockbusterRoleplay, Character, dream role, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional, Hero, imagination, Movie, opportunity, Play, Protagonist, Role, Roleplay, series, Villain, wish

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Have you ever wanted to step into the shoes of your favorite movie, series, or anime character? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Want to be a wizard like Harry Potter? Done. Want to be a ninja like Naruto? Easy peasy. Want to be a superhero like Iron Man? No problem!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are outrageous. Fight dragons with your lightsaber, build a castle with your bare hands, or ride a unicorn into battle – the choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner hero (or villain) in the most epic way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.