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The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Runes Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	4859	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	291	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	76
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchantments Applied:	292
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1466
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	791281	Animals Bred:	125
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Animals Bred:	23
Zombie Dances:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1245	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5718	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a resident Ender Dragon who doubles as a matchmaker, setting up femanons with the most eligible blocky bachelors in the land. From diamond armor fashion shows to creeper speed dating, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!