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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5484 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Votes: | 776 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 226 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?