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Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	9343
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Potions Brewed:	119
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2980
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2261	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Animals Bred:	53	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	254
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Animals Bred:	107	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

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Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	9878	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	1575
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!