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Gym Bros Craft – Where Even Pixels Lift!

Appearance, attraction, bros, Commitment, Confidence, Craft, DATING, Dedication, Exercise, FITNESS, goals, guys at the gym, gym, health, lift, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, pixels, relationships, self improvement, societal expectations, Stereotypes, working out

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of going to the gym and seeing all those guys flexing in the mirror, hoping to impress a potential girlfriend? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about their dating life! Join us and escape the gym bro drama for good – because who needs a six-pack when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is the ultimate wingman, so why waste your time at the gym when you could be slaying dragons instead? Join our server today and level up your gaming experience – no gym membership required!

Crafty Ukrainians: Mining for Victory!

avdeevka, bakhmut, catastrophe, Crafty, Cut off, Defensive Positions, Destroyed, encirclement, lysichansk, Mariupol, Mining, niu-york, operational context, outflank, Prevent, route in and out, russian pincer, severodonetsk, tens of thousands, toretsk, Ukraine, ukrainians, urban agglomerations, Victory

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server and experience the thrill of preventing a Russian pincer attack in a virtual world!

With tens of thousands of virtual men positioned strategically in towns like Niu-York and Toretsk, you’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to outflank the Russians and avoid being cut off and destroyed like the unfortunate Ukrainian forces in Mariupol, Severodonetsk, Lysichansk, Bakhmut, and Avdeevka.

But don’t worry, we’ve got urban agglomerations that make for ideal defensive positions – that is, until you find yourself in an encirclement with only one route in and out of the city! Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the face of catastrophe!

CraftLords: Where Slimefun, Werewolves, and Vampires have a PvP showdown in version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, Attack Cooldown, CraftLords, elemental bending, Elemental Staffs, exotic garden, Friendly staff, Grief Prevention, Industrial Machines, jetpacks, Magical Armor, MCMMO, Mods, More Foods, new ores, PvP, Ranks, showdown, Simple Rules, Slimefun, Stable Server, Survival, Ultimate Rank, Vampires, Version, Werewolves

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	1283	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Craftlords Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.craftlords.com

Have you ever wanted to play modded survival, but dont want to download the mods. Here, you dont have to install anything! Elemental Staffs, Jetpacks, New Ores, More Foods, Industrial Machines, Magical Armor, Elemental Bending and so much more! All this accomplished through SlimeFun, ProjectKorras Elemental Bending, Vampires and Werewolves.

All of this combines together to make your gaming experience truly awesome!

Features:

Slimefun
Vampires become the living dead
Werewolves gain power with the blood moon
Slimefun Exotic Garden
Grief Prevention
13 ranks which you obtain by /rankup with in-game currency
Removed attack cooldown added by 1.9
Mcmmo to help you build your power
Friendly knowledgeable staff
Stable server built and hosted by professionals
Simple rules like no hack clients or exploits

Join us for the adventure while you build your way to the ultimate rank of CraftLord!

https://discord.gg/cw4thCePvx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mc.craftlords.com
Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?	Yes, there are some basic rules such as no the use of hack clients or exploits. You can find a complete list of rules on our Discord server.
How do I rank up in the server?	You can rank up by using in-game currency to upgrade your rank with the command /rankup.
Is the server stable and well-hosted?	Yes, the server is built and hosted by professionals to ensure a stable gaming experience.

Kagurabachi’s Creeper Clubhouse

#Swordsmanship, ancient legends, Clubhouse, creeper, Folk tales, He’s not fat, Japanese culture, Japanese folklore, japanese history, Kagurabachi, Kagurabachis, Legendary Battles, legendary heroes, legendary weapons, Martial Arts, mythical creatures, Mythology, Samurai, Shinto, Spirit creatures, supernatural beings, Taco won, yokai

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Potions Brewed:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Taco. Legend has it that Taco once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. And get this – he’s not fat! That’s right, Taco won the battle and still managed to keep his slim figure.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Taco won’t let you down!

Blind Justice Minecraft Server: Where Lady Justice sees all!

ARCHANGEL, Archangel of Justice, Blind, blindfold, Coming, compassion, compassion for mortals, cry for justice, dismay, Justice, lady, Lady Justice, mar, MDV, MDV MAR., Men, Minecraft, minerva, Minerva cry, Mortals, sees, Server, TOKEN

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Lady Justice isn’t blind, she’s just wearing a blindfold as a fashion statement. Join us and witness the epic battle between Minerva and Lady Justice as they fight for control of the server. Will justice prevail, or will chaos reign supreme? Only one way to find out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for justice!

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with Your Buddies!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness and epic tournaments that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat! We’ve got leagues that will test your skills and challenge your strategic thinking like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic singing competitions you’ve ever seen. That’s right, we’ve got Minecraft players belting out tunes like never before, making our server the ultimate destination for music lovers and gamers alike.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose at mahjong, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

High on Altitude with McMMO and a side of Economy! 1.20.4 fun awaits!

1.20.4, Altitude, Awaits, Economy, Fun, HIGH, MCMMO, Side, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Altitude Minecraft Server

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/News	https://alttd.com/blog/

Overview:

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ

1. Can I join if I’m a beginner?

Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of skill level.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Altitude is intended for older players, but players of all ages are welcome to join.

3. How often are server events held?

Monthly server events are held for all players to participate in.

ZeusMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, multiplayer gaming, New server, ONLINE, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual community, virtual world, ZeusMC

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Crops Grown:	5653	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Hypixel

Aspect	Pros	Cons
Player Base	Large and active community	Can be overwhelming for new players
Game Modes	Diverse range of mini-games and modes	Server can experience lag due to high player count
Economy	Robust economy system with auctions and trading	Players may find it difficult to compete in the economy

ZeusMC

Aspect	Pros	Cons
Player Base	Small and close-knit community	Lack of players for larger-scale activities
Game Modes	Focus on immersive Survival experience	Limited variety of game modes
Upcoming Content	Promises new game modes based on community feedback	Subject to change based on community decisions

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel boasts a large and active community, offering a bustling online environment for players.

ZeusMC: ZeusMC has a smaller and close-knit community, which may be ideal for players looking for a more intimate experience.

2. What game modes do each server offer?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a diverse range of mini-games and modes, catering to a wide variety of player preferences.

ZeusMC: ZeusMC currently focuses on providing an immersive Survival experience, with plans to introduce new game modes based on community feedback.

3. How is the economy on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel features a robust economy system with auctions and trading, but it may be challenging for new players to compete.

ZeusMC: ZeusMC’s economy is still developing, offering opportunities for players to shape the economy as the server grows.

Crafty Merica Land: Where Creepers Fear the Bald Eagle

American, American dream, bald, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, DATING, desire, eagle, fear, Foreign, Girlfriend, International, Land, Loneliness, long distance, longing, longing for love, love, Merica, missing, relationships, romance, single, tfw, unrequited love, Usa

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6363	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Votes:	5845
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a USA American girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find plenty of pixelated babes ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate along the way. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a blocky beauty by your side, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

BootyCraft: Where ‘Piracy’ is Just Another Word for Fun!

Access, Alternative, BootyCraft, Broadcast, cost effective, expensive, f1 TV, Formula 1, free, Fun, geo restrictions, illegal, Live, ONLINE, Piracy, Races, solution, sports, streaming, Technology, watch, Word, Workaround

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	7936
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of missing out on all the high-speed action of Formula 1 because it’s too expensive in your country? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, not only can you build and explore to your heart’s content, but we also have a secret portal that transports you directly to the front row of every Formula 1 race! That’s right, forget about expensive subscriptions, just hop on our server and you’ll be zooming around the track with Lewis Hamilton in no time. Join now for the ultimate racing experience… and maybe a creeper or two trying to sabotage your pit stop!