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AngryTweetCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, AngryTweetCraft, dirty host, Final Match, France, hate france, History, Japan, judo, match fixing, match rigging, Minecraft, Race, racism, roulette, Server, strongest hero, trending, twitter, worst olympic

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5003
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Votes:	845
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a judo match with a roulette wheel? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had players match fixing races to determine the strongest hero in a final match! And if that’s not crazy enough, we also have Twitter drama trending with hashtags like “I hate France” and “match rigging” – it’s like the Olympics, but with way more drama and way less sportsmanship. Join us for the worst (but most entertaining) Minecraft experience in history!

NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

beginning of the end, Decline, decline in rankings, Downfall, dropping in rankings, falling behind, losing ground, losing momentum, losing position, losing status, no longer at the top, no longer top 2, not in top 2, NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP, out of top rankings, sliding down, slipping, slipping down, slipping out of top 2

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	2936
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Farms Harvested:	592
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4206	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3151	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1741

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	9161	Potions Brewed:	156
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8979
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Runes Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife