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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1845 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.
So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?