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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8375 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?