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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2838 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
We play favorites in family court – but only if you’re on our side! Women will learn to be less greedy and selfish by working together to build the most epic virtual kingdom ever seen.
Homewreckers beware, if you dare violate the sanctity of monogamy on our server, you’ll be imprisoned for a minimum of 5 years and put on the virtual sex offender list for being a filthy, blocky whore.
Domestic battery? Not on our watch! Women will be punished just as harshly as men, because equality means everyone gets hit with a virtual banhammer.
Slut shaming is back, baby! Get ready to be fined and penalized for your scandalous pixelated behavior.
So join us on our quest to make marriage great again – because why invest in an unworthy woman when you can invest in building a virtual empire with us? Say goodbye to that noise – and hello to a marriage-saving Minecraft adventure!