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Game Day Minecraft Server

Activity, amusement, Board Games, card games, computer games, Day, Entertainment, Fun, Game, game night, games, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming session, leisure, Minecraft, mobile games, Online Games, Pastime, Play, Recreation, Server, Today, video games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	919690	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Oh, just the usual – I tamed a herd of flying pigs, rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and built a castle out of rainbow blocks. And that was all before breakfast on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Our server is home to a community of players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces and battling mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus King and the elusive Diamond Dragon.

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you read that right). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

“Why so much hate on male self insert characters” Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bland, Chad, Character, Characters, criticism, dunning kruger, FANTASY, Gender Roles, Girls, harem fantasies, hate, insert, Male, male self insert, married life, Minecraft, monogamic, Projection, Protagonist, Shoujo self insert, smp, soulless, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Emeralds Found:	2689
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring, soulless protagonists in your Minecraft SMP? Look no further! Join our server where you can project all your harem fantasies onto a character who is just as bland and annoying as you want them to be. Surround yourself with a group of amazing girls who are way out of your league, and somehow still manage to attract Chad’s attention. It’s a monogamous married life waiting to happen, so why not join us today? Pic unrelated, but the fun you’ll have is guaranteed!

Lady Rage Minecraft Server

brotherhood, civil servant, disgrace, Duty, female cop, FIRED, Firefighters, government job, institution, lady, Men, Military, Minecraft, Police, porn, private life, Prostitute, RAGE, second job, Server, Sluts, Traditions, Woman Hate, women in jobs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a group of government workers on a girls’ night out? Look no further! Our server is filled with women in civil servant and government jobs who are not afraid to show off their…uh, skills. From police officers to firefighters, these ladies are breaking all the rules and turning tradition on its head. Join us if you want to see some real action – both on and off duty! Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server. 😉🚔🔥 #GirlsGoneMinecraft #TraditionBreakers #JoinTheFun

Curious Minecraft SMP Art Critics

Analysis, art, art critics, art world, artist, artwork, Assessment, commentary, Critics, critique, Curious, discussion, Evaluation, Feedback, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, Painting, perspective, response, review, smp, Viewpoint

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people build are dirt houses and cobblestone towers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate art gallery of Minecraft! We have players creating masterpieces that would make even Picasso jealous. From pixel art of giant chickens to statues of famous historical figures made entirely out of diamond blocks, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic Minecraft drama you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a virtual piece of land, using TNT cannons and lava buckets to settle their dispute. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of builders, pranksters, and drama queens all in one place? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT cannons).

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Bag of Blocks – Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Chise, Commissions, Events, field, general, Grand Assault, guides, Heavy Armor, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Urban

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a grand assault on Binah, an urban torment with heavy armor. But wait, there’s a twist – the armor is made of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a limit break assault where you have to fend off the fury of Set while wearing a tutu. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most exclusive banners featuring characters in swimsuits. Because why fight in regular armor when you can battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the patch notes – they’re wilder than a herd of llamas on a rampage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

Bro, buddy, Cannabis, CBD, DRUG, Ganja, hash, hash oil, hashish, hashish buddy, HERB, HIGH, Marijuana, mary jane, Minecraft, Pot, smoking, smp, Stoner, Thc, TOKING, Weed, weed bro

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

Lolli Skates Minecraft Server

amusement, amusement park, amusement park attraction, amusement park entertainment, amusement park fun, amusement park ride, amusement ride, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, Fun, funny skates, giggles, humor, Laughter, Lollerskates, Lolli, Minecraft, roller coaster, roller skates, rollerblading, Server, silly skates, skates

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchantments Applied:	80	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through building the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and even a hidden portal to the Nether. But shh, don’t tell anyone!

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs. It’s a battle like no other, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

4. We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game wear party hats and dance to dubstep music. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lollerskates today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Total hololive Victory Minecraft SMP

Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, hololive, hololive dies, Humiliation, internet culture, Japanese idols, learn, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, POSTERS, posters humiliated, smp, social media, TOTAL, Total hololive Victory, Victory, virtual idols, virtual reality

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us and witness the epic battles between the hololive die-hard fans and the meme lords who keep trolling them. Will the posters ever learn their lesson? Probably not, but it’s hilarious to watch them try!

We have crazy events like “Build Battle: Hololive Edition” where you have to build the most outrageous hololive-inspired creation to win epic prizes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where all the rarest loot is hidden – if you can find it, that is!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

Anime, bathroom, chapter 109, comedy, Daily, ghost, HanakoKun, Haunted, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, occult, School, series, Server, SHONEN, Spook, Supernatural, toilet bound hanako kun, ToiletBound, Updates, urban legend, WEEKLY

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Spook 109! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Spook 109 and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players could defeat them and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Imagine building a house out of cheddar or fighting off creepers made of gouda. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join Spook 109 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server!