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UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5321	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	4272	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6150	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Zombie Dances:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Buildings Constructed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	263	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	4533
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	90	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

bayonetta, Disappointment, Dragon’s Dogma 2, elden ring, everything sucks, fck, gaming industry, god of war, Halo, holy fuck, Holycraft, letdown, mgs5, Minecraft, negative reviews, overhyped, pokemon, ratchet and clank, Server, smash ultimate, street fighter, underwhelming, unsatisfactory, video games, yeah, Zelda

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	186	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dimension Hops:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

CrashCraft: Not My Fault!

aita, blocked friends, car accident, car crash, Crashcraft, damages, deductible, Fault, financial burden, friend drama, friendship, insurance claim, minimum wage, parked car, Principle, RESPONSIBILITY, rough day, spilled drinks, split payment, Starbucks, totalled car, Young drivers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy Starbucks story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Imagine driving around in Minecraft with your friends, filling up virtual tanks, and causing chaos just like Tana did with Bee’s car. But don’t worry, there are no parked Volkswagens to hit in our world – just endless fun and laughter.

Forget about splitting payments for car damages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot you find on epic quests. And if you accidentally spill your virtual drink, there’s no need to argue about who’s responsible – just grab a virtual mop and clean it up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, adventures are endless, and the only thing you’ll be blocking is creeper explosions. Who needs Starbucks drama when you can have Minecraft madness?