アスレ MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TrapMasterSteve Minecraft SMP

trapper impersonations, trapper incidents, trapper flashbacks, trapper roleplay, trapper imitations

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a trapper in the virtual world! Have you ever lured unsuspecting players into your devious traps? Have you ever laughed maniacally as they fell for your cleverly disguised pitfalls? Well, now is your chance to shine as the ultimate trapper on our server!

But beware, for the tables may turn on you! One time, a player thought they had trapped me in a pit of lava, but little did they know I had a secret escape route hidden beneath a fake block. I emerged unscathed and proceeded to prank them back tenfold!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT), then join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just become the master trapper of the server!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NephewRage Minecraft Server

confusion, refusing, relationship, Language, English

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fights you’ll have are with creepers and zombies! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous escapades.

Looking for a place to escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Leave your family feuds behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest structures and defeating the toughest mobs.

Join us and let go of any lingering grudges, just like our player who refused to babysit their nephew because of a statement made 6 years ago. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes?

So come on down to our server and leave your troubles at the door. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
FiancéFollyCraft

self love, body changes, self esteem, weight struggles, FiancéFollyCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from all your relationship problems!

Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!

With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.

And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
WeddingBellsMC SMP

Trust, smp, newlyweds, advice, Commitment

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly married to each other in-game. That’s right, we host weekly in-game weddings complete with diamond rings and cake! Join us for the most epic love story you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs marriage counseling when you have a whole server full of newlyweds to give you advice? So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
GeneticLotteryCraft

Performance, natural ability, Physical fitness, Competition, rules

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that mining for diamonds is basically just a genetic lottery with some rules attached! Join us for a chance to strike it rich in our virtual world, where the odds are in your favor (or not, depending on your luck stat).

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a virtual genetic lottery to win rare in-game items. Who needs real-life sports when you can test your luck and skill in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of randomness, chaos, and of course, plenty of diamonds to go around. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the ultimate genetic lottery winner of our server!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
KurskCraft: No Storm Shadows!

Diplomacy, embargo, Defense, shadows, Conflict

lol imagine if Ukraine had access to Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft! Join our server and unleash chaos like never before. Build your own Kursk offensive and dominate the competition with these insane missiles. The UK may not allow it in real life, but in our server, anything goes! Come join the madness and show off your strategic skills in ways you never thought possible. Who needs permission when you have Minecraft? Let’s goooooo!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
FridgeSpaceSaverCraft

Minimalism, condiment containers, efficient storage, space optimization, Kitchen organization

join this cray cray minecraft server where ketchup bottles magically shrink as you use them, just like toothpaste tubes! it’s like living in a wacky kitchen world where the fridge is a magical place full of surprises.

imagine fighting off creepers with giant pickles or building a house out of shrinking ketchup bottles. the possibilities are endless on this server where the laws of physics are just suggestions.

come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the self-minimizing fridge items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
TickBlockerCraft

University of Michigan, immunotherapy, intravenous delivery, tick-borne diseases, climate-induced habitat expansion

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever been munchin’ on a juicy burger and then BAM, you get hit with a tick bite allergy? Well, fear no more, ’cause our Minecraft server got them fancy nanoparticles that can block them pesky allergic reactions!

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in our server, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a lone star tick tries to ruin your day. But wait, you got them nanoparticles coursing through your virtual veins, so you just laugh in that tick’s face and keep on buildin’ your epic castle.

And get this, fam – our server is like a virtual University of Michigan, but way cooler. We got mad scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure you can chow down on all the red meat you want without worryin’ ’bout them tick bites. Climate change ain’t got nothin’ on us!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and say goodbye to alpha-gal syndrome forever! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a diamond-encrusted superhero. The possibilities are endless, yo!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

The Oddity 1.21: Where Vanilla is Only a Flavor. Come Play, We Don’t Bite (Much)

dont, Minecraft, Armored Elytra, Griefing, zombie flesh

Overview of Minecraft Server

Server Discord	https://discord.gg/wvkqYHuKqE
Community	Adult players who enjoy stress-free Minecraft
Server Type	Low-stress, grief-free community with optional modded servers

FAQ

What kind of players are on the server?

We are adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay. We have a tight-knit community that respects each other.

What kind of server is this?

Our server promotes a low-stress atmosphere where players can have fun together. It is free from griefing and thieving, and we aim to build a fun-loving community.

Do you host modded Minecraft servers?

Yes, we host modded servers as well. Currently, we have a Valhelsia 6 modpack server available for those interested.

What are some of the plugins/data packs being used?

Plugin/Data Pack	Description
AFK Display	Player name fades when AFK after 5 mins
Zombie Flesh to Leather	Cook zombie flesh to get leather
Armor Statues	Used to pose armor statues
Coordinates HUD	Toggle on/off coords above hotbar
VeinMiner	Allows instant mining of groups of adjacent blocks
And more…	Various other plugins for gameplay enhancements

VtuberCraft – Virtual Fun Minecraft Server

Hasunosora Highschool, Aogiri Highschool, hololive, virtual, VtuberCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or craziness? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a virtual adventure like no other, where you can interact with Japanese Vtubers and dive into their crazy world of Aogiri Highschool, Dot Live, and even VPI Cafe (where the coffee is so good, it’ll make your character jittery in-game)!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to attend Hasunosora Highschool or become a member of the Sinsogumi gang? Well, now you can on our server! You can even join forces with Kizuna Ai Inc to take down the evil 774 inc corporation in an epic battle for virtual supremacy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of virtual madness and mayhem! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the ASMR section and get stuck listening to virtual whispers for hours on end).

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP