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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

animated films, Anime, anime movies, Anime Series, ANNO, best movie, better than, blockbuster, ghibli, Hosoda, Minecraft, movies, must watch, series, Server, Shinkai, shonen jump, SLOP, Top Anime, top choices, Top Picks, top rated, top recommendations

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Farms Harvested:	840
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a gaming experience better than any Ghibli or Shinkai movie combined! Our server is so epic, it’s even better than Anno’s wildest dreams and Hosoda’s own slop (whatever that means). Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the adventures are crazier than any Shonen Jump storyline. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the most mind-blowing Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!

ParisOlympicProtectors – Minecraft SMP

cross-border collaboration, diplomatic relations, foreign officers, global policing, International cooperation, International security, LAPD, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Los Angeles Police Department, Minecraft, Olympic security., olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Paris protection, ParisOlympicProtectors, police officers, police presence, Protection, Public Safety, SECURITY, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the LAPD (Los Angeles Police Department) has been recruited to protect the Paris Olympics! That’s right, we’ve got cops from all over the world patrolling the virtual streets of Paris to ensure a safe and fun gaming experience.

Join us if you want to witness the epic showdown between the LAPD and creepers, zombies, and skeletons who are trying to crash the Olympics. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been turned into a giant diamond block by a mischievous player. Can you find it and claim it for yourself? Join now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure!

CraftyWebz

CraftyWebz, discovery, helpful websites, internet, Online Tools, Resources, top websites, useful website, website content, Website Design, website discovery, website favorites, website features, website functionality, website navigation, website organization, website recommendations, website reviews, website suggestions, website tips, website usability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	7791
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Items Found:	4364
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. You’ll never want to leave once you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts. So why wait? Join now and discover the most useful website you’ll ever need – our crazy Minecraft server!

BlunderCraft – Where potential parents go wrong!

Alternate Reality, BlunderCraft, Blundered, Choices, consequences, destiny, Existence, family, fate, life paths, love, missed connections, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, parents, people, Potential, regret, relationship, what could have been, what ifs, wrong

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mines Excavated:	3640	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so like, imagine if those potential people actually existed but in a minecraft server. like, their parents never got together in real life but in this server they did and now there are all these crazy cool characters running around.

join this server if you want to see what could have been if your parents didn’t mess up. maybe you’ll be a superhero or a wizard or a talking llama, who knows!

come on, don’t miss out on the chance to be something amazing in this wacky minecraft world where anything is possible. plus, there’s free cake every friday and a secret underground disco party every saturday night.

so what are you waiting for? join now and live out your wildest dreams in this totally bonkers minecraft server!

FertileMythBusted: NoScentDifference

FertileMythBusted, NoScentDifference

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

join dis minecraft server cuz it smells like a woman in heat all da time! we got da most fertile scent in all da land, guaranteed to attract all da menz! come sniff around and see for yourself, you won’t be able to resist! our body odour is top notch, whether it’s fertile or not, it’s always gonna make you wanna stay and play! so come on over and get a whiff of our enchanting aroma, you won’t regret it!

DieHard.LIFE

aggressive mobs, Challenging, Community, Competition, cooperation, diehard server, Economy, hardcore mode, Harsh Conditions, harsh weather, high difficulty, limited resources, Missions, PvP, smp server, Special Events, Survival, survival skills, tough challenges, tough players, unforgettable experiences, unique challenges, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Alien Abductions:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to DieHard – the SMP server that offers unforgettable experiences and a true challenge for every Minecraft player! If you’re looking for a server that tests your survival skills and presents tough challenges, DieHard is the perfect place for you.

What is DieHard? DieHard is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server known for its high level of difficulty. Playing on this server is not for the faint-hearted – only the toughest players will survive!

Key Features of DieHard:

Hardcore Mode: Our server operates in hardcore mode, meaning every death has serious consequences. Only those who are truly determined will make it through.

Extreme Conditions: Harsh weather conditions, aggressive mobs, and limited resources make every day on DieHard a real challenge.

Unique Challenges: Special events and missions that require cunning and bravery. Do you have what it takes to face them?

DieHard Community: Join a community of players who share your passion for survival. Experience top-level cooperation and competition!

diehard.life

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, bionic, BlockyBanter, Brain, chew on, cyborgs, diabetics, digital health, Future, glucose monitoring, Healthcare, innovation, insulin, Mainstream, medical advancements, Minecraft, prosthetics, random revelation, science fiction, Server, Technology, wearable technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diabetics are the ultimate cyborgs! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds where insulin pumps and sugar levels determine your fate.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual doctor NPCs will prescribe you with diamond-studded insulin pumps that shoot out enchanted potions to keep your blood sugar in check.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret quest where you can unlock the hidden power of the Glucose Gauntlet, a legendary weapon that can turn your enemies into sugary treats.

So come on, join us and become the ultimate diabetic cyborg in the Minecraft universe! Who knew managing your blood sugar could be this much fun?

CryptoSMP: NoDepositGifts

Blockchain, Burning Fee, Crypto, cryptocurrency, CryptoSMP, Deposit, Digital Currency, economics, finance, gift, Gift Worth 1000 USD, Global Distribution, Investment, monetary, Monetary Economics, NoDepositGifts, rules, scarcity, Self-Growing Crypto, transaction, ZAIAT, ZAIAT Coins

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or rewards? Well, look no further because our server is giving away ZAIAT coins as a gift worth $1000! That’s right, you can become a crypto millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! ZAIAT is a self-growing crypto that is rewriting the rules of monetary economics. By burning 2% of every transaction through a built-in fee, every use increases scarcity. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt every time you make a trade!

And the best part? We offer free full global distribution of ZAIAT coins to all our players. So come join our server and start mining, trading, and becoming a crypto tycoon in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoTipNoTipNoTip

aita, Birthday, customer service, dining out, Experience, Food, MIL, NoTipNoTipNoTip, pub, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), Server, service, sour beer, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping expectations, tipping policy, tipping standards

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

KissCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, closeness, Connection, Embrace, emotional bond, Intimacy, kiss, KissCraft, love, Memory, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, partner, Passion, physical touch, relationship, Reminiscing, Romantic, Server, Significant Other, Special, Tender

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Zombie Dances:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll have more kisses than a Hershey’s factory! Our players are so friendly and affectionate, you’ll be smooching left and right in no time. Join now and get ready to pucker up for some pixelated love!