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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5972 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 59 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
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