تشم Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

15 minutes, CraftySurvival, food spoils, great design, Minecraft, Server, survival game, survival game challenge, survival game design, survival game features, survival game food spoils, survival game gameplay, survival game goals, survival game mechanics, survival game objectives, survival game resource management, survival game strategy, survival game survival skills, survival game time management, survival game tips, time wasting game, waste your time

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1071	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	New Chunks Explored:	90745
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, Voting

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	116	Emeralds Found:	502
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!

SonHateCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, father-son relationship, fatherhood challenges, fatherhood struggles, feeling like a bad parent, feeling obligated, joint custody, lack of bond, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental guilt, Parental Pressure, Server, SonHateCraft, struggling with emotions, struggling with love, therapy for parents, unplanned child

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Animals Bred:	175	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of feeling emotionally detached from your child like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build a bond with your virtual blocky child that will never fade!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!

No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!

HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou

car rules, communication barriers, counseling, counseling advice, eating out, errands, family dynamics, fast food, HangryCraft, Household, Hunger, INDEPENDENCE, low risk, McDonalds, MONEY, NoFoodForYou, ordering food, parenting, rules, script practice, social anxiety, Wendys

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	713	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	187	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of challenges and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!

But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.

So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!

Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, Drags On, Epic, FEARLESS, global affairs, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, New Trump Presidency, Not Afraid, peace talks, Politics, president, resilience, russia, Server, Ukraine, united states, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!

NordicNulledActivist

activism, asylum seeker, civil rights, discrimination, Exile, freedom fighter, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, ID annulled, identity crisis, immigration, injustice, international law, legal battle, NordicNulledActivist, norway, political persecution, protest, refugee, Russian activist, social justice

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

So, like, picture this: a Russian activist living in Norway, right? She’s just minding her own business, fighting for justice and stuff, when BAM! Her ID gets annulled out of nowhere. Like, what even is that? So now she’s all confused and has to start over, but she’s not gonna let that stop her. She decides to join this epic Minecraft server to escape the drama and build a new life for herself. And guess what? This server is so lit, it’s like a whole new world for her. She can mine for diamonds, build a castle, and even make friends with talking pigs. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and stuff. So if you’re feeling lost and need a fresh start, come join us on this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your inner Russian activist too. Just watch out for those annulled IDs, man. They’re sneaky little buggers.

NanoWastedCraft

alcohol, cost effective, Differences, Drugs, dwarf community, dwarf individuals, dwarfism, financial responsibility, health, Lifestyle, Moderation, money saving, nanism, NanoWastedCraft, self-control, small stature, Sobriety, societal norms, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Unique

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4506
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got tiny peeps who save mad cash on booze and drugs! Why waste money on gettin’ wasted when u can join us and build epic tiny houses and ride tiny horses?! Plus, our mini players are like little warriors, takin’ on giant mobs with their tiny swords and armor. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, fam! Join now and be part of the tiny revolution!

BrainCraftCureless

brain cancer, BrainCraftCureless, Breakthrough, children, Diagnosis, Future, Healthcare, Hope, immune therapy, incurable, Innovative, Kids, Medical, oncology, pediatric cancer, prognosis, Promise, research, Survival, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	254	Secret Passages Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Potions Brewed:	43

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.

so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!

BlueberrySMP – Join the misadventures of Hermitcraft wannabes, no creepers allowed!

Allowed, application, BlueberrySMP, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, gameplay, Guidelines, hermitcraft, Immersion, Immersive, java, Join, Misadventures, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Projects, rules, Season, smp, Solarion, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Wannabes, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

About Us:

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

Our Ideas:

Plugin	Description
Drop Heads	Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
SinglePlayerSleep	Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
DiscordSRV	Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!
Coreprotect	Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
Simple VoiceChat	Allows players to speak in close proximity in-game with each other.
Axgraves	Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death.

Community:

At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience:

Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process:

Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.
Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.
In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

Discord Invite Link

TossCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, New toss He just doesn’t miss Basketball Sports Accuracy Skill Athlete Precision Talent Game Competition Training Practice Shooting Hoops Court Team Victory Success Perfectionism, Server, TossCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	954
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player is a pro at tossing items! Our players have such insane accuracy that they can throw a diamond across the map and have it land right in your inventory. It’s like they have a built-in aimbot for tossing!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary player known as “The TossMaster.” Rumor has it that he once threw a stack of TNT into a creeper’s mouth from 100 blocks away and blew up an entire village in one shot. He just doesn’t miss!

Join us if you want to test your tossing skills against the best of the best. Who knows, you might even become the next tossHe just doesn’t miss champion! Just be prepared for some epic battles and crazy tosses that will leave you in awe. See you on the server, and remember: don’t blink or you might miss the toss of a lifetime!