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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1142 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!