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SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crops Grown:	7205	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	50	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Enchantments Applied:	117
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6174
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	77	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Enchantments Applied:	153
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!