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FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Potions Brewed:	86	Mines Excavated:	2409
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Animals Bred:	167
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	7776	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	275	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	2361
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

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Block Breaker Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Banking, BLOCK, Breaker, conspiracy theories, cultural stereotypes, Demolish, discrimination, economic system, extremist ideologies, finance, financial control, financial institutions, global economy, Hate Speech, historical prejudices, Jewish community, Jewish monetary system, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, social justice

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

Campaign, Chaos, Coin Calculator, creeper, CREW, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	4141	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StopOverthinkingMC SMP

anxiety, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, emotional well being, healthy habits, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, smp, stop overthinking, StopOverthinkingMC, stress

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

CraftyDisasterDate

awkward date, bad date, CraftyDisasterDate, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, disastrous date, embarrassing date, horrible date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever had, worst date ever happened, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date memory, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

CraftyCriminalExtradite

Afghan, Afghan nationals, Afghanistan, asylum seekers, border control, CraftyCriminalExtradite, Crime Prevention, Criminals., deportation agreement, deportation controversy, deportation news, deportation policy, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportations, immigration, international relations, law enforcement, Refugee Crisis, Swiss government, switzerland

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!