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VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	653
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	106	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Votes:	3960	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ores Mined:	5583
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1965
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mines Excavated:	2688	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCreeperCocktails

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

Czech out CZCHAN.ORG for some Slovak-tingling Minecraft fun! Join us now!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers and meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because Czchan.org is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Czech and Slovak 4Channers who know how to have a good time. We’ve got memes for days, crazy builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you can handle the banter).

But wait, there’s more! We’re pushing the admins to create a /int/ board because we believe in global unity through the power of memes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in there?

So what are you waiting for? Join Czchan.org today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended, then maybe stay away). See you on the server, comrades! 🤪🎮🤣