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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2177 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 700009 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.
Our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, where you never know what absurdity you’ll encounter next. From riding llamas into battle against evil chickens to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks, the possibilities are endless.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – even if it involves riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.