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NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	6213
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2564	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!

Coral Buffet: Heatwave Savior

buffet, climate change, conservation strategies, coral, coral conservation, coral feeding, coral health, Coral Reefs, coral research, coral survival, ecosystem resilience, Environmental Science, Feeding coral, heat stress, heatwave, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean conservation, ocean health, research, SAVIOR, sustainable practices

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Villages Defended:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Farms Harvested:	856
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

so like, u ever wanted to save the coral reefs while playing minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got coral that needs feeding to survive heat stress and u can be da hero to save dem all. join now and be da coral conservation warrior u always wanted to be. plus, rumor has it dat if u feed enuff coral, u unlock a secret underwater world with diamond armor-wearing fish and talking squids. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and save da coral, one block at a time!

RAGELAND (1.16.5-1.21.1) Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Building Skills, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Game Currency, Hide and seek, Leaderboards, Mini Games, MONEY, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pets, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, r4gep1ay, Russian, Server Setup, Shops, Survival, trampolines, twitch streamer, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to the new project R4GELAND! Here you will find adventures in the classic survival mode. The server has various plugins for weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money).

There are also mini-games: BedWars, BuildBattle, Hide and Seek. Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Minecraft server of Twitch streamer r4gep1ay – https://twitch.tv/r4gep1ay. If you have good skills in building or setting up a server, please contact us through the VKontakte group: https://vk.com/r4geland

r4geland.ru

Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

anger management, Belters, Butthurt, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanism, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotions, healing, Mental well-being, Minecraft, relationships, rope, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, Soul, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Votes:	1705
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	134	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	9063	Potions Brewed:	157
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

HouseInspectorsMC

Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional reactions, feelings of shame, friendship, house inspection, HouseInspectorsMC, long-term guests, maintenance, privacy invasion, property management, property ownership, property upkeep, rental property, Repairing relationships, Resentment, resolving conflicts, tenant-landlord relationships

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dimension Hops:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Imagine this: you’re peacefully inspecting your friend’s house in-game, just trying to fix some shingles and rotting stairs, when suddenly she flips out like a creeper on a rampage! Watch as tensions rise, emotions flare, and friendships are put to the test in this epic Minecraft showdown. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual reality drama and maybe even learn a thing or two about property maintenance in the process. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join our server today!

RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP

Boredom, browsing, Community, digital content, discussion boards, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Forums, Interaction, internet, memes, multimedia, online activities, procrastination, reddit, RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP, social media, time wasting, User-generated content, viral content, virtual world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Tired of scrolling through Reddit for hours on end only to find the same old memes and cat videos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?

YumCraft: Foreign Flavors

American cuisine, cross-cultural dishes, culinary adaptations, culinary diversity, culinary exploration, culinary fusion, cultural blending, cultural exchange, Flavors, food appreciation, food fusion, Foreign, foreign influences, fusion cuisine, fusion dishes, global cuisine, global flavors, international cuisine, international flavors, traditional cuisine, traditional dishes, unique dishes, YumCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious fusion dish of international cuisine! Imagine a world where you can build your own Eiffel Tower out of pixelated blocks while munching on a virtual sushi roll.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a herd of angry llamas with your trusty diamond sword, all while sipping on a virtual cup of English breakfast tea. And don’t forget to try our signature dish – the Australian kangaroo burger!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden recipe for crafting the ultimate taco sword. It’s time to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast your way to victory!