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NudeCraft: Never Done Laundry

clean clothes, funny laundry, household chores, Laundry, laundry day, laundry day blues, laundry day fun, laundry day tips, laundry humor, laundry in the nude, laundry jokes, laundry life, laundry memes, laundry problems, laundry quotes, laundry routine, laundry struggles, laundry time, never done, Nude, NudeCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	1559
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

come join our minecraft server where we do laundry in the nude!!! yep, you heard that right. forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, we are all about that naked laundry life.

imagine the freedom of crafting while your bits are hanging out for all to see. no more worrying about getting your clothes dirty while you mine for resources, just let it all hang loose and get that laundry done at the same time.

plus, our community is super supportive and always ready to lend a hand…or a sock. so if you’re tired of the same old minecraft experience, come join us for a truly unique and liberating adventure. just remember to bring your own detergent, we don’t provide that kind of support.

SkyFarm: Best SkyBlock server Minecraft server

administration, blocks, Bosses, Competition, Cultures, Goods, Improvement, Islands, jewelry, Loot, Mechanics, Minecraft, mobs, Opening, Prizes, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, skyfarm, Unique

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2

So ladies and gentlemen, we are opening, and today we will tell you about what will happen on our favorite skyblock? As you already know: IP – mc.skyfarm.space Version – 1.16.5 – 1.20 And now let’s move on to what you don’t know?. On our skyblock there will be 4 unique bosses, with their own mechanics and the issuance of prizes, places for killing bosses are distributed according to the amount of damage caused, you can find them by command /boss?. Let’s move on. So Will we have a buyer who will accept your goods for good money? . There will be a lot of goods there, such as cultures, blocks, jewelry, as well as loot from mobs. There will also be improvement of the islands, which will help you be the best?. Well, what was the main thing, and now let’s move on to the most interesting? In honor of the opening of SkyFarm, a competition will be held on our server, soon you will find out the conditions and rewards? We are waiting for you all to please us on our skyblock, with love from the administration of SkyFarm?.

mc.skyfarm.space

Welcome to BreadCraft, where the only thing crustier than the bread is our jokes!

application-based, Armour stands+, bedrock, Bread, BreadCraft, Builders, content creators, crustier, DROPS, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, head, java, jokes, player, Small, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	920	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Server Name:	BreadCraft
Type:	Survival SMP
Features:	– Application-based economy– Vanilla Tweaks player head drops– Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+
Application:	Apply here

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is BreadCraft?

A: BreadCraft is a small, friendly survival SMP server for builders and content creators.

Q: How can I join BreadCraft?

A: You can join by filling out an application form here.

Q: What features does BreadCraft have?

A: BreadCraft has an application-based economy, Vanilla Tweaks player head drops, and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+.

Q: Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?

A: No, BreadCraft was created as a grief-free environment for players to enjoy building and creating content without the fear of griefing.

Q: Can I bring my friends to join BreadCraft?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join BreadCraft as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: Are there any specific building rules on BreadCraft?

A: We encourage creativity and freedom in building, but please respect other players’ creations and follow the server rules regarding griefing and inappropriate builds.

PixelBite Minecraft Server

drink, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional drink, fictional food, Food, Fun, Gaming, gaming culture, immersive experience, indulgence, indulgent treat, Interactive, leisure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelBite, role playing, Server, video game, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine! Have you ever dreamed of chowing down on a delicious virtual treat from your favorite video game? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, when suddenly, you stumble upon a giant pixelated cake straight out of Minecraft. But wait, it’s not just any cake – it’s a cake from Portal! You take a big bite and feel the rush of sugar and sprinkles coursing through your veins. No buffs, no side effects, just pure, unadulterated cakey goodness.

But that’s not all! How about washing down that cake with a refreshing drink from the world of Skyrim? Imagine sipping on a frosty mug of mead while watching the sunset over our blocky landscape. It’s the perfect way to relax after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate virtual feast! Who knows what other tasty surprises await you in our pixelated paradise.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, bathroom, big heart, check in, concerned, dislike, Drama, Drunk, faints, FLARE, hate, horrid bitch, Ichimin, jackass, Lucky, Marine, Minecraft, Server, Snaps, Stream, Streamer, TipsyCraft, toxic behavior

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps like marine getting so drunk she passes out in the bathroom because she hates her audience. But don’t worry, our hero Flare swoops in to save the day, only to be snapped at by the horrid marine. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and less evil twins. So come join us and see what crazy antics await on our server! Just watch out for any flying llamas, they tend to cause chaos.

HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, drug addiction, Enabling, enabling behavior, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family support decision, Homeless, homeless family, HomelessCraft, homelessness, Minecraft, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love choice, tough love decision, tough situation, Ultimatum

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tough love is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices – just like in real life, but blockier!

Looking for a server where you can bond out your meth-addicted husband from virtual jail? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can make tough decisions like choosing between enabling a toxic relationship or standing your ground. Will you choose love or tough love? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual tough love, where you can kick out your sister-in-law for making questionable decisions and still feel bad about it. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on in and bond out your virtual husband, kick out your sister-in-law, and navigate the crazy world of tough love in Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

AutisticWingmanBarDate

autism, AutisticWingmanBarDate, bar, brother, clubbing, curse words, designated driver, drinks, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, high school, Humiliation, pool table, Rebound, Rude, sexist, single, wingman

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8058	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being the third wheel in your own love life? Do you want to give your girlfriend’s brother a night to remember (or forget)? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that will make you question all your life choices!

Picture this: you and Gary, the ultimate wingman duo, taking on the virtual world together. You’ll be playing pool, chatting up virtual girls, and causing virtual chaos like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

But be warned, things may get a little too real. Gary might start calling out virtual girls for ignoring him, buying drinks for anyone who looks his way, and accusing you of setting him up for embarrassment. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that only our Minecraft server can provide.

So, if you’re ready for a night of virtual bar-hopping, awkward encounters, and questionable decisions, join our server now. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on Reddit).

TaiwanTango Minecraft Server

Air Force, Asia, Beijing, China, Conflict, Defense, east asia, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, Navy, Pacific, provocation, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, TaiwanTango, Tensions, warplanes, Warships

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol u know wat else is circling? our amazin minecraft server! we got 23 warplanes flyin around spawn and 7 warships sailin in our epic ocean biome. u gotta join this server if u wanna survive the chaos and build ur own empire. plus, our admin is a secret agent from china who will guide u through all the battles and quests. come join the fun and see if u can conquer the circlin warplanes and warships!

GhanaGrief in Grevesmühlen

8-year-old, discrimination, Father, germany, GhanaGrief, Ghanaian girl, Grevesmühlen, hate crime, injured, Justice, Officials, Police, racism, racist attack, solidarity, state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania, teenagers, town of Grevesmühlen, violence, Xenophobia, Young girls, youths

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more action than a group of youths and teenagers attacking an 8-year-old Ghanaian girl and her father in Germany. our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real world problems. come build, survive, and thrive with us as we create a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, dysfunctional family. so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the fun begin!

MindlessMouthCraft

anger, anger management, cognitive function, Communication, control, emotional intelligence, emotional response, emotions, feeling, Frustration, IMPULSIVE, mental processing, Mind, MindlessMouthCraft, Mouth, reaction, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-regulation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Votes:	145	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds grow on trees, and where creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a normal day on our server.

join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. we have a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the best dancers, a skyblock island made entirely of cake, and a nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind, but on our server, it’s all about having fun and letting loose. see u there, crazy crafters!