| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 535 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
mc.flowsurvival.org
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3986 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1282 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5033 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 3799 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Crops Grown: | 8524 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7012 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2127 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4057 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7533 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9394 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 8214 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 152363 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
23.109.14.196
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9782 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 160 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4514 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7002 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3843 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
