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BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5501	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	259
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

m11.joinserver.ru:25749

TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	3752
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3669	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	16
Buildings Constructed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Divine Spears Created:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3116

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!