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Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	3705
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

DuoCraft: Memorable & Fun

artists, bands, Celebrity Duos, Celebrity Trios, Duo vs Trio, DuoCraft, duos, Entertainment, Fun, Groups, Harmony, memorable, Music, Music (Industry), Musical Duos, Musical Trios, Performance, pop culture, Singers, talent, Trios, vocalists

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Items Found:	8900
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where duos are more memorable than trios! why settle for three when you can have two and make it twice as fun?! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. we have a secret underground base where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the chickens. join us and witness the epic battle of the farm animals! our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Brain Block Server

Adults, anxiety disorders, BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain mapping, brain regions, findings, mental health, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, neural connectome, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, research, Server, study, suicidality, Suicide prevention, Suicide risk

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ores Mined:	9553
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz we got the most lit brain connectivity across 86 brain regions, just like those suicidal peeps in that study! we got mood and anxiety disorders for days, so if you wanna feel like you’re in a science experiment while playing minecraft, this is the place for you! plus, we got over 500 people running around, some with mental health conditions and some without, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into! join now for a brain-bending good time!

Poland Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, choice-based, Conspiracy, Craft, Cyberpunk, deus ex, dystopian, Espionage, Exploration, First Person Shooter, futuristic, game review, Immersive, Minecraft, narrative driven, open world, Poland, RPG, Server, stealth, Story-Driven, Technology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!

Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).

But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.