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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6723 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
Crops Grown: | 4344 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!