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Zelenskyy’s Horror Minecraft Server
yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Lech Wałęsa would be shooketh by how epic it is. like, imagine if Trump and Zelenskyy were battling it out in Minecraft, that’s the level of drama we got goin’ on here. join us and be a part of the madness, fam. Lech Wałęsa would approve, for real. -
TariffCraft: No Delay!
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s tariffs on mexican and canadian imports! we have no room for delay in our quest for domination, just like trump! build your own wall of blocks and keep out all the creepers and zombies trying to invade your territory. trust us, this server is gonna be HUGE. so huge, even trump would be jealous. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #minecrafttrump -
Minecraft Gene Quest
so, liek, this server is liek the ultimate place to be if u wanna have a blast in minecraft. our map is so detailed, it reveals all the essential genes in the malaria parasite.u might be thinking, “wtf does that have to do with minecraft?” well let me tell u, our server is so advanced that we have genetically modified mobs that will blow ur mind. imagine fighting a creeper with the genes of a malaria parasite, now that’s some next level sh*t.
join us if u wanna experience the most insane battles and adventures in minecraft. trust me, u won’t find anything like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!
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IndieCraft Universe 1.20.3
Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard of this lit Minecraft server that’s like, totally dedicated to indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more? Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is for the VIPs only, regardless of what language they stream in.And get this, you can even shill your 499view oshi here, like, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube numbers to back it up. We’re talking about the big leagues here, folks.
Check out the numbers for the top indie vtubers, like Vei with 5,380 viewers or Dokibird with 5,092 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like Orkpod with 3,832 viewers, keeping it real in Russian.
So, if you’re tired of the corpo vtubers and want to support the small independent talents, come join this Minecraft server. We’ve got all the guides, archives, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) to keep you in the loop.
And hey, if you’re into ducks, we’ve got Dashducks streaming too. So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let’s get this party started!
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LaborCraft Minecraft Server
Come join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t have to hide in the hallway during childbirth! Our virtual birthing room is a safe space for all players to support each other as they bring their blocky babies into the world. Plus, we have special water buckets for hydration and hand-holding sessions with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unforgettable experience – join now and show your partner how it’s done! -
NightStayWithFriend
Looking for a server that will make your brain cells explode with excitement? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player in all the land!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with other players for glory and prizes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!
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Putin’sPalTrump’sDeal – Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP because we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop TNT like it’s confetti at a party! Forget about Zelensky and Putin, we got our own drama going on in this server.Picture this: Trump and Putin are fighting over who gets the last enchanted apple, while Zelensky is trying to build a peace treaty out of dirt blocks. It’s chaos, it’s madness, and it’s all happening in our Minecraft world.
So come join us, where alliances are formed over stacks of emeralds and wars are fought with enchanted swords. Who needs real world politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
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Blocky Bedrock Banter
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a creeper photobombed your epic base tour video. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive compliments during sex that will make you question your life choices. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now! -
TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if trudeau and king charles were like, “hey let’s play minecraft together on this epic server!” and then they start building a giant igloo castle to hide from trump’s crazy annexation threats. like, Buckingham Palace is all hush-hush about it but we know the real tea. join our server and help us build the ultimate igloo fortress to protect against world leaders gone wild. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. come join the chaos!