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CraftyGirlz

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Items Found:	7503
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	277	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

advice, BlockyTimeMachine, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-reflection exercises, wisdom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Star Shards Collected:	188	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

#youtube, Adventures, authentic, classic, Crates, Discord, dramatic, European, Factions, Minecraft, Mythical, Nethria, Network, Nostalgia, Opera, Ping, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Server, Site, Skills, soap, Trailer

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191

Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Third-person Shooter, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

Anime, anime trope, awkward, awkward moment, cringe, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, forced, Minecraft, odd, out of place, scripted, sequence, smp, social faux pas, Social Interaction, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, unnatural, unrealistic, unrealistic scenario, weird

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	2742
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.