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Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blemish, blunder, criticism, critique, Defect, error, Fault, fault detection, fault finding, Find a flaw, flaw finding, FLAWLESS, imperfection, Issue, Minecraft, misstep, mistake, nitpicking, oversight, Problem, Server, slip-up, Weakness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Farms Harvested:	461
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, criticism, Defeat, Democracy, Downfall, election, fascist, Kristallnacht, leadership, Lost, mask off, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2277	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Dimension Hops:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6933

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	114	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8589
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	189920
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

capybaraworld.mspt.xyz

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!