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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1469 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 652060 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1426 |
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