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ProstatePvP: Serum Shenanigans

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U JUST FOUND IT! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING!

JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE DIFFERENTIALLY EXPRESSED PROTEINS IN THE SERUM OF ELDERLY PATIENTS WHO EXPERIENCED PERIOPERATIVE NEUROCOGNITIVE DISORDERS FOLLOWING TRANSURETHRAL RESECTION OF THE PROSTATE! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ALL THE WACKY STUFF HERE!

OUR PLAYERS SAY THAT ONCE THEY JOINED, THEIR BRAINS GREW THREE SIZES BIGGER AND THEY STARTED SPEAKING IN RHYMES! TRUE STORY, BRO!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Mine-pvp

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, survival events lifestrils anty chat happye multiplayer factions economy creative minigames roleplay skyblock parkour modded hardcore vanilla adventure community factions quest, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Wellcom ( nine-pvp ) server . this server has publick survival . lifestrils , and anty chat server . free to all events . play and happye 🙂

216.202.220.44:25202

Tempest SMP: The Server where even the creepers are scared to grief! 1.21 and Whitelisted 😀

Border Missions, Bridges, building, community participation, Connected Chains, CREEPERS, generation, Grief, Infrastructure, Just Hammers, Macaw collection, Minecraft, Modded, Nether Hub, Resource Gathering, road networks, Scared, Server, smp, tectonic mod, Tempest, traveler’s backpack, TUNNELS, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world border

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Tempest SMP Overview

Description
Tempest SMP is a brand new modded 1.21 SMP that aims to create a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects. Featuring an impressive world, Tempest SMP will be connected via road networks, bridges, tunnels, and other types of infrastructure.

Tempest SMP FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Tempest SMP?	Tempest SMP is a modded Minecraft server focused on creating a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects.
What mods are included in the official modpack?	The official modpack includes decoration mods such as the Macaw collection and Connected Chains, along with QOL mods such as Traveler’s Backpack and Just Hammers.
How can the world border be expanded?	The world border can be expanded through the completion of “Border Missions,” which involve Resource Gathering missions or Infrastructure Missions.
How can I join Tempest SMP?	If you are 18+ and interested, please join our Discord server and complete the application process.

CraftyCreeperMC Server

01.08.2024, anticipation, BELIEF, Blessings, countdown, CraftyCreeperMC, determination, FAITH, future event, god bless you all, Hope, Make It, mark your calendar, optimism, perseverance, positivity, Preparation, resilience, see you on the other side, Server, strength, Survival

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Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of wandering pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But as soon as they started mining, they triggered a trap that unleashed a horde of zombie chickens! It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments. Players come from all corners of the Minecraft world to compete for glory and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Just kidding… or am I?

So mark your calendar, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. May the blocks be ever in your favor, and may the odds of surviving our server be ever in your favor. I’ll see you on the other side, if I make it out alive!

MineCrafty Crypto Craze Server

Artificial Intelligence, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cutting-edge technology, disruptive technologies, early adopters, early investment, early stage investments, emerging technologies, ev, financial opportunities, forward-thinking strategies, future investments, futuristic investments, high potential markets, innovative industries, market trends, minecrafty, next big thing, Server, tech startups, Tech Trends, technological advancements

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Are you tired of always being late to the party? Well, fear not because we have the next big thing for you to get in early on – our Minecraft server! Forget about crypto, EVs, and AI, because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

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Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyAdvice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, wisdom, young adulthood

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Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers to be your personal guide. But beware, this chicken has a mischievous side and will lead you on all sorts of ridiculous quests, like finding a diamond-encrusted potato or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of pixelated pirates who sail the virtual seas in search of treasure. Join their crew and plunder other players’ bases for loot, but watch out for the dreaded Squidward Squid, a giant squid who guards the underwater caves with his army of jellyfish minions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and flying pigs. Trust us, your 18-year-old self will thank you for it!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

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Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

CraftyCommies vs. PutinPals

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, France, germany, international relations, Military, nato, Poland, Political, Preparation, PutinPals, russia, SECURITY, standoff, strategy, Tension, Weimar Triangle

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lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret alliance with the Weimar Triangle and we r preparing for a standoff with Russia! like u can build ur own bunker and stock up on food and weapons for the epic battle that’s gonna go down. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve collected. join now before it’s too late and help us take down those pesky Russians!

SickCraft: Pay to Play

cost, cost of healthcare, cost of illness, cost of treatment, Health Insurance, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare expenses, healthcare treatment, Illness, illness severity, illness treatment, medical bills, medical care, medical costs, medical expenses, Medical Treatment, Pay, Play, Severity, sickcraft, Treatment, treatment expenses

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haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and diamonds raining from the sky!

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with superpowers like shooting fireballs from ur eyes and turning into a block of cheese whenever u want.

we also have a secret underground lair where u can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of dragons.

so come join us on dis server and experience the madness for urself! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. the severity of the illness drives the cost of treatment. so come at ur own risk!

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crops Grown:	7514
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9267
Divine Spears Created:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7006	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Crops Grown:	7795	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

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