Криповая Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, Boundaries, breath play, Communication, consent, Curiosity, discomfort, Domination, DURATION, Experience, Exploration, Facesitting, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, mystic, Personal, Pleasure, Quest, satisfaction, sitting on face, Smothering, submissive

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

MomCrafter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Cancer, Caregiver, Caretaker, chemotherapy, consequences, decision, difficult situation, emotional, family, health, Illness, Minecraft, mom, MomCrafter, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, smoking, Support, tough choice, tough love, Treatment

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	5759	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

TissuelessCraft

budgeting, college job, communication problems, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, groceries, home cooking, household needs, LIMITED, living away from home, meal plan, meal swipes, minimum wage, parental support, personal expenses, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, TissuelessCraft, working student

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	5224	Void Armor Forged:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

awful names, baby names, BabyNoob, bad names, bizarre names, child’s name, funny names, inappropriate names, Minecraft, Naming, naming conventions, naming trends, odd names, parenting, ridiculous names, smp, strange names, taboo names, terrible names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

NopeNotDoingThatAgain

Adrenaline Rush, anxiety, bone-chilling, chilling moment, fear, frightening situation, hair-raising, heart-stopping, Horror, never again, Nightmare, NopeNotDoingThatAgain, panic attack, petrifying, Phobia, Scared, spine-chilling, spine-chilling experience, spine-tingling., terrifying experience, traumatic event

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	4901
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

3d printing, bio-based materials, biodegradable, circular economy, coffee grounds, compostable, eco-friendly, environmental impact, innovative technology, JavaCraft, Magic, material science, Mushroom, plastics alternative, recycling, Reishi mushrooms, Sustainable Design, sustainable innovation, sustainable manufacturing, sustainable materials, Upcycling, UW researchers, waste reduction

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Void Gems Collected:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, ai, AI learning, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, game integration, hive, LoRA, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Overlord, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9081
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Emeralds Found:	3988

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2338	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama

awkward situations, boyfriend’s parents, communication difficulties, CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama, family dinner, first impressions, Guilt, mental health, nonverbal communication, personal boundaries, physical response, Respect, selective communication, selective mutism, selective speaking, silent behavior, social anxiety, social expectations, stress, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mines Excavated:	3617
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life social situations like the one described above! Join us and never worry about having to speak to your boyfriend’s parents again – because in Minecraft, you can communicate through building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.

So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!

USA_Ukraine_Russia_MinecraftSMP

Conflict, Crimea, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, joe biden, military intervention, nato, political tension, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, Usa, USA_Ukraine_Russia_MinecraftSMP, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	2623	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit 🔥 You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up for fun 😂 Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base from griefers. It’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s take over the world together 🌍💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheCreeper #WizardAdminFTW 🧙‍♂️🐉