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CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Towns Built:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	New Chunks Explored:	41958

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Pet ChatCraft

Animals, ChatCraft, Communication, pet, pet behavior, pet communication, pet conversations, pet desires, pet emotions, pet expressions, pet language, pet love, pet owners, pet relationships, pet speaking, pet talking, pet thoughts, pet voices, pet wishes, Pets, talking pets

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

CraftyUkrainians

alleged shooting, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, Investigating, investigation, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	148
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Emeralds Found:	3325
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Woof Talkers United

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Emeralds Found:	244

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	78
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Items Found:	3414	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	8853
Buildings Constructed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!