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ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2152
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	4550	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	167
Animals Bred:	68	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Blocky HR Fun Land

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7735	Magic Items Found:	7287
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2999	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Towns Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4770
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	83	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mines Excavated:	3456
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	1471	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!