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MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6607	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	124262
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	5868
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	57	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	2584
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4724	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	54
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9892
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!