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4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

4chan, 4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP, Based, controversial, critical thinking, Deep thinking, Enlightened, Insightful, intellectual, internet culture, Introspective, knowledge, meme, original, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unique perspective, wisdom

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.

DogGoneVacay Minecraft Server

Asshole, beach house, Communication, Conflict, cost, death, disagreement, dog, DogGoneVacay, emotional, family, GRIEVING, Heartless, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, payment, reimbursement, rental, Respect, Server, sister, vacation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Ores Mined:	9492
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	9249
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to witness epic family feuds over vacation expenses, heartless demands for money, and a dog that’s worth more than a beach house rental.

Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!

PeePalsCraft

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment sharing, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rules, cohabitation conflicts, Communication Issues, compromise in relationships, domestic disputes, Gender Roles, girlfriend request, home habits, hygiene habits, living together, peeing standing up, PeePalsCraft, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship argument, respecting differences

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.

So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?

EasyPeasySMPChaos

Adaptability, Challenges, conquering fears, determination, EasyPeasySMPChaos, facing challenges, growth mindset., hard work, humbling experiences, learning curve, misconceptions, new skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, persistence, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, trial and error, underestimated tasks, unexpected difficulties

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4233	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyGloUp2021

changes, CraftyGloUp2021, Development, growth mindset., personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-empowerment, self-evaluation, self-improvement journey, self-reflection journey, self-transformation, transformation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

DroneWars Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWars, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military comparison, Military operations, military technology, Minecraft, political leaders, russia, security measures, Server, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Void Gems Collected:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, like, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, man. we got more drones than russia, bro! zelenskyy himself said it, dude. join us and be part of the drone army, flying high above all the other players. we’re taking over the minecraft world, one drone at a time. come join the fun and see why ukraine is the place to be in july!

ZombieApocalypseMC

confirms, died, Final victim, idf, october 7, Onslaught, unaccounted for, ZombieApocalypseMC

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can survive crazy onslaughts just like the final unaccounted for victim on october 7!! idf confirms it’s the most intense server everrrrrr. build ur own base and defend against hordes of zombies, creepers, and even evil villagers who want to steal ur diamonds. become the ultimate survivor and show everyone u have what it takes to conquer the minecraft world. join now and see if u can outlast the madness!!!

The Vomit SMP Trollplay Server: No spoons, only forks!

Active, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Environment, Evaluation, Events, Forks, gameplay, Hardware, Interactive, Mature, Players, Responsible, safe space, Server, Small Community, smp, software, Spoons, Story, Trollplay, Vanilla, vomit

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview

Hello! Welcome to the Voxel SMP Roleplay Server. We hope to make you feel the most welcome!

Key Points
Ran by experienced server admins
No lag gameplay experience
New server with growing community
Focus on roleplaying and events
Max 25 players, active and dedicated community

Curious? Check out the Discord below! We have an age requirement of 18+ to ensure that the community is composed of responsible, mature people.

https://discord.gg/xRDSpsYJVJ

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How many admins are managing the server?	Two admins with 4+ years of experience.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the hardware and software are optimized for minimal lag.
What kind of community is the server aiming to build?	A closely knit community focused on roleplaying and events.
How many players are allowed on the server?	Maximum of 25 players on a first-come, first-serve basis.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the server requires members to be 18+ years old.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above for the application process.

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global security, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, political turmoil, RETALIATION, sanctions, Server, Tension, united states, war with Iran

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s WAR all day, every day! Join us for epic battles, crazy PvP matches, and non-stop chaos!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a potion that turns you into a giant chicken.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most war-tastic Minecraft experience of your life! But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior! 🐑🔥🗡️

HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Animals Bred:	185	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!