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AllergicRoomieCatDrama

allergic roommate, AllergicRoomieCatDrama, allergy management, cat allergies, cat ownership, Communication Issues, getting a cat, living arrangements, managing allergies, nonnegotiable, pet accommodations, pet agreement, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet ownership rights, pet therapy, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate expectations

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of pets and standing your ground! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy roommates and even crazier cat allergies.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the game when suddenly, your roommate starts causing drama over a cat. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your right to have a furry companion!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, where alliances are tested, friendships are forged, and allergies are conquered. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a fearless defender of feline friends!

DreamCraft SMP: Work & Play

Adventure, career, Destination, dream, dream city, dream country, Dream destination, dream job, dream life, dream location, DreamCraft, Explore, FANTASY, ideal, Lifestyle, Live, location, opportunity, Play, Relocation, smp, travel, work

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft SMP where you can work and live in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.

Sick of your annoying neighbors? On our SMP, you can live in a cozy little village with friendly villagers who won’t complain about your late-night mining sessions.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even explore the Nether and discover hidden treasures, or challenge other players to a build-off competition to see who can create the most ridiculous structure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start living your best blocky life today!

CraftyMindzVSActionz

Behavior, Beliefs, Character, CraftyMindzVSActionz, Identity, introspection, mindset, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, VALUES

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and let your actions speak louder than your thoughts as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs deep philosophical questions when you can be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and let your inner hero shine!

BlockyHamas Minecraft Server

anti-Israel, BlockyHamas, Condemnation, Conflict, demonstration, Erdogan, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, Istanbul, killing, March, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, perfidious, Politics, pro-Hamas, protest, Server, solidarity, turkey

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! we have more fun than a pro-hamas march in istanbul (whatever that means) after erdogan gets all mad about something! our server is so lit, it’ll make haniyeh’s killing look like a walk in the park! join now for a chance to battle against evil mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even find the lost city of atlantis (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a bunch of drowned zombies)! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

PrisonSwapCraft

Conflict Resolution, detainment, Diplomacy, exchange, freedom of press, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Justice, Media, multi-country, Négotiation, News, Politics, prisoner swap, PrisonSwapCraft, released, reporter, russia, united states, US

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	169	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this, like, crazy story where this US reporter was, like, released by Russia in, like, a multi-country prisoner swap. i mean, who even does that, right? but, like, that’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. you never know what’s gonna go down next, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlindBrainCraft

BlindBrainCraft, Blindness, born blind, brain development, brain function, brain mapping, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, connectivity pattern, fingerprint, individualized, neural pathways, neurological development, sensory deprivation, sensory experience, sensory processing, sighted, Unique, visual cortex, visual information, visual perception

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Votes:	7666	New Chunks Explored:	69542
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

u ever wonder what it’s like to have a brain that’s been blind since birth? well, on this server, we take that unique brain pattern and turn it into a MINECRAFT WONDERLAND. join us and experience the most INSANE visual cortex connectivity you’ve ever seen in your life. it’s like a fingerprint, but for your BRAIN. come see what all the BLIND BRAIN hype is about and join us TODAY!

BungieCraft Minecraft Server

adrenaline junkies, Adrenaline Rush, adventure seekers, bucket list, bungee jumping, bungie jumpers, BungieCraft, daredevils, EXCITEMENT, extreme experiences, extreme sports enthusiasts, free fall, high adrenaline, jumping enthusiasts, Minecraft, outdoor activities, Server, skydiving, thrill-seekers, thrill-seeking, travel, vacation, welcome home

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	903	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get launched into the air on a giant bungie jump! It’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few mobs trying to take you down mid-air. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of flying pigs ready to swoop in and save the day.

Once you land safely back on the ground, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up as much TNT as possible in one hour. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s a ton of fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to hold on tight during those bungie jumps – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

LostInCraft Minecraft SMP

best in the world, blunder, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, error, Failure, fumble, Incompetence, LOSING, lost chance, LostInCraft, Minecraft, mishap, missed opportunity, missed potential, mistake, oversight, setback, slip-up, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Items Found:	2948	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mines Excavated:	4285	Farms Harvested:	485

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have the best players in the world! And by best, we mean the most hilariously terrible at Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles where players accidentally hit each other instead of the mobs, build magnificent structures that somehow always end up looking like giant toilets, and embark on quests that inevitably lead to getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in a language only they understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a chicken to lead him to a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun on the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

NurseCraft: Full Time Fun!

associates in nursing, bachelors degree, bills, Boyfriend, chemist, DEBT, family, Friends, full, full-time, Fun, grad school, lab research, medical field, Nurse, NurseCraft, online school, part time, PhD candidate, PTO, Real World, RN, Struggling, TAing, Time

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a server where you can escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and meet players from all walks of life, like our resident nurse who only works two 12-hour shifts a week because he’s too busy mastering the art of potion-making in Minecraft. Who needs a full-time job when you can have a full-time adventure in our virtual world?

Don’t worry about paying bills or dealing with debt on our server – the only currency you need is diamonds and emeralds! And if anyone tells you that “real adults work full-time jobs”, just remind them that in Minecraft, the only job you need is having fun!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a PhD when you can have a PHD in Minecraft? Let’s craft and laugh together!

ClichéButWise – Minecraft SMP

Cliche, ClichéButWise, common life advice, deep understanding, growth mindset., life guidance, life lessons, life philosophy, life principles, life wisdom, mindset change, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Understanding, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Farms Harvested:	558	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like getting chased by a pack of angry llamas or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block.

Our server is like a real-life lesson in the importance of teamwork and communication. You’ll learn the hard way that trying to build a castle by yourself is a recipe for disaster when a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows it all to smithereens. But fear not, because our community is always there to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So why join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig? And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the legendary secret of the enchanted cow that can grant wishes (or at least give you unlimited steak). Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!