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Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Runes Activated:	0
Emeralds Found:	7085	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	6834	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Crops Grown:	9849
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mines Excavated:	2291
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

WTF Women Want Minecraft Server

Affection, comfort, Communication, Companionship, confusion, Connection, emotional needs, Emotional support, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, Reassurance, relationships, self worth, Server, Trust, Understanding, validation, Vulnerability, Women, WTF

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dealing with confusing women in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the perfect block castle! No drama, just pure blocky fun. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Join now and leave the real world behind!

SibStopParentingMeLOL

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, Frustration, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, parental neglect, parenting, parenting roles, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SibStopParentingMeLOL

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	7918
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your suffocating family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to be treated like the true VIP you are.

Tired of being the designated driver for your younger siblings? On our server, you can drive wherever you want, whenever you want, without anyone asking for a ride to school or to pick up their friends.

Sick of being called “dad” by your siblings? Join us and be called by your actual name, or even better, by a cool Minecraft username of your choice.

Say goodbye to being the default parent figure in your household and hello to a world where you can just focus on building, mining, and having a great time. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

DreamCraft: The Weirdest Adventures

Adventures, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, dream interpretation therapy, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream memories, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbolism, dream therapy, dream therapy techniques, DreamCraft, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual dream, vivid dream, weird dream, Weirdest

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Have you ever dreamed of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a land where chickens ride on the backs of cows, where villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles, and where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also find secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, and even challenge the mighty Wither boss to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your weirdest dreams come true in Minecraft!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, ceasefire negotiations, complete halt, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, diplomatic efforts., Gaza Strip, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, International intervention, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political negotiations, proposal response, regional stability, Server, united nations, Violence prevention, war in Gaza

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	2923
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Divine Spears Created:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build houses out of CREEPER BOMBS and ride PIGS into battle against evil SKELETONS. We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access by doing the MACARENA dance in front of a CHICKEN.

Our server is so lit that even the CREEPERS are afraid to blow up because they know we’ll just respawn and come back stronger than ever. Plus, our admin is a WIZARD who can summon dragons to do our bidding and protect us from griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just watch out for those sneaky ENDERMEN, they’re always trying to steal our cookies.

NATOcraft: No Hungary Veto!

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Hungary, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, political alliances, regional stability, solidarity, Stoltenberg, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7505	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even NATO is getting involved? well, guess what, hunny, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and pvp that will make you pee your pants!

and get this, our server is so epic that even Stoltenberg himself said Hungary won’t veto NATO assistance to Ukraine just to join us! like, how insane is that?!

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it! #NATOsquad #minecraft4life #Stoltenbergapproved

PupperPixelPlayground

animal treats, canine vision, color blind dogs, color perception, dark green, dog diet, dog food, dog health, dog products, dog snacks, dog treats, funny, Greenies, pet care, pet humor, pet nutrition, pet supplies, pet treats, PupperPixelPlayground, yellow-brown

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON SPEED? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CREEPERS ARE LIKE “DANG, THAT’S EXPLOSIVE!”

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ONCE UPON A TIME, A COW NAMED MOO-MOO DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL SHEEP OVERLORDS. AND GUESS WHAT? HE SUCCEEDED! NOW, MOO-MOO RULES THE LAND WITH AN IRON HOOF, AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS ARMY OF FARM ANIMALS TO TAKE DOWN THE PIGGY PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT’S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED “GREENIES”? IT’S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN’T SOLVE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MOO-MOO AND HIS FARMY ARMY AWAIT YOU! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEEHAW!

NukeCraft: Powering Up Germany!

alternative energy, carbon emissions, climate change, energy efficiency, energy independence, energy infrastructure, energy innovation, energy investment, ENERGY MARKET, energy mix, energy security, energy strategy, energy sustainability, energy technology, Energy Transition, environmental policy, German energy policy, germany, nuclear power, nukecraft, Powering, renewable energy, sustainable energy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	3836
Farms Harvested:	818	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, like, imagine if Germany was, like, all about nuclear power instead of, like, renewable energy for the past 20 years. that would be, like, totally crazy, right? well, on this server, we take you to a parallel universe where that actually happened.

join us for a wild ride as we explore the consequences of this wacky decision. maybe there are mutant animals roaming the land, or maybe the whole world is powered by giant radioactive diamonds. who knows?

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and see what kind of nuclear-powered shenanigans we can get into together. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!