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Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ores Mined:	2522	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1129	Potions Brewed:	181

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	250
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crops Grown:	4458
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9510	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchantments Applied:	198
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	167
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!