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Staircase Fails Lead to Epic Fails

Accidents, Attention, Awareness, balance, Careful, Caution, Epic, Fails, Fall, Focus, lead, mind the gap, mindfulness, missing steps, Prevention, Safety, Slip, stair hazard, staircase, Stairs, STAIRWAY, Warning, watch your step

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why it’s da bomb diggity. So, like, imagine dis: you’re walkin’ up a staircase in Minecraft, right? And you miss da first step. Next thing you know, you’re flyin’ through da air, missin’ all da other steps like a boss. That’s how crazy dis server is! Join us now for some wild adventures and stair-avoiding shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Dementia Craft: Smoke Showdown

aging, Aging population, air pollution, air quality, brain health, cognitive decline, Craft, dementia, dementia prevention, dementia research, dementia risk, environmental health, health, long-term effects, neurological disorders, public health, respiratory health, risk factors, Seniors, showdown, smoke, study, Wildfire effects, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

yo yo yo, listen up all you minecraft lovers out there! do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you forget all about those pesky wildfires and dementia risks? well, do i have the server for you!

this server is so lit, it’s like being exposed to wildfire smoke but in a good way, ya feel me? and get this, if you’re under 75 years old, your chances of getting dementia are even higher! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial for your brain health?

so come on down to our server and let’s get wild together! build, mine, and craft your way to victory while laughing in the face of dementia. join now and let’s show those wildfires who’s boss!

Felprisons

1.7-1.21.4, ASCEND, Beginning, Beta Testing, Boosts, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, end rank, Minecraft, Mining, Multipliers, op prisons, Prestige, Prison, Ranks, REBIRTH, Server, Tokens

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

FelPrisons – OP Prisons Server 1.7-1.21.4! Mine your way through the ranks, prestige to gain major boosts and rebirth to gain large multipliers and ascend to go back to the beginning… can you make it to the end rank? We have Custom Enchants, a Token System, cosmetics, crates and so much more waiting for you! Currently in BETA! https://discord.gg/VUFE6UrJjH

play.felprison.com

Crafted Vortex 1.21

Carly Rae Jepsen, celebrity crush, celebrity crushes, crafted, daydreaming, existential crisis, feeling hopeless, finding joy, getting out of bed, Hopeless Romantic, longing for connection, morning routine, motivation, music obsession, pop culture, pop music, struggling to find purpose, summer fling, summer romance, unattainable love, unrequited love, vortex

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

>Yo, bro, forget about Carly Rae Jepsen, come join our Minecraft server instead! >We got creepers exploding, zombies chasing you, and skeletons shooting arrows at your face! >Who needs a summer fling when you can have a virtual adventure with blocky graphics and endless possibilities? >Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! >So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!

Pixelated Crypto Chaos

alternative income, blockchain technology, Chaos, Crypto, crypto community, crypto culture, crypto economy, crypto enthusiasts, crypto lifestyle, crypto wealth, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, decentralized living, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital investments, financial freedom, financial independence, financial innovation, Financial Security, living off crypto, pixelated, virtual currency

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, welcome to our lit Minecraft server where we mine crypto and live that glamorous life! Join us for a wild ride as we stack those digital coins and build epic virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join us now and experience the crypto craze in Minecraft style! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

CraftyLove32 – Unleash the Blocks of Friendship

attractiveness, Best Friend, blocks, complexion, CraftyLove32, criteria, dating standards, debbie downer, FAITH, friendship, height, introduction, Kids, Marriage, open-minded, Proactive, relationships, salary, serious relationship, single, supportive, Unhappy, Unleash, unrealistic

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	362830
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Looking for love in all the wrong places? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect match!

Meet Elle, our resident love guru who is seeking the man of her dreams. She’s looking for a tall, handsome, wealthy, educated, childless man who attends church regularly and is willing to wait until marriage for sex.

But wait, there’s more! Elle is also the only single friend in her group, so you know she’s serious about finding love. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the lucky guy who meets all of Elle’s impossible standards.

Don’t miss out on the chance to date a picky princess like Elle and potentially get rejected for not being an “8 or better” in the looks department. It’s a dating experience like no other, only on our Minecraft server!

CraftySplash: Bath or Shower?

Bath, bathing products, bathing rituals, cleanliness, comfort, CraftySplash, daily routine, health benefits, personal hygiene, Preference, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, relaxation therapy, self-care, shower, showering habits, spa experience, stress relief, Time management, water conservation, water temperature

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a bath in a waterfall while riding a unicorn!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while wearing a rubber ducky helmet for extra protection. Take a shower in a waterfall made of lava and emerge with your skin glowing like a diamond block.

So why choose between a bath or a shower when you can have both on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to relax in our jacuzzi every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyConvicts Minecraft Server

Accountability, CraftyConvicts, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, criminal records, data sharing, database, FEBRUARY, Government, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, offender tracking, Public, public information, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, Server, sex offenders registry, south africa, South African government, transparency

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! RUMOR HAS IT, THERE’S A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING COWS AND FLYING PIGS! JOIN US AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST MINECRAFT PLAYERS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!

BrickUnityCraftEU

BrickUnityCraftEU, Brussels, cooperation, Defence, Economy, EU, european union, Global, international relations, Issues, Leaders, Négotiation, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, SECURITY, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trump, Unity

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	596
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6745
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Votes:	3398	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against trump’s tariffs with unity and determination like the EU leaders in Brussels! we discuss defence and security while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild ride of adventure and camaraderie as we take on the world, one block at a time!

Loot & Laughs: MineCraft Mayhem

gap, geographic disparities, geographic health disparities, geographic inequality, health disparities, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, INEQUALITY, laughs, life expectancy, long tail tags, Loot, MAYHEM, Minecraft, public health, racial disparities, racial health disparities, racial inequality, social determinants of health, The Lancet, two decades, Usa, widening gap

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	644201
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world where racial and geographic disparities be messin’ things up! on dis server, everyone be equal no matter what skin color or where u from! we be bridgin’ gaps wider than ur momma’s appetite fo’ cake!

we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!

so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!